My Shortest Review Ever??
Okay, this game was not what I expected it to be. I honestly had no idea what I was supposed to do, so I just ran around the map like an idiot until something happened. And something did happen. I was running around, just enjoying the island sun, doing the macarena with other island natives, chasing seagulls, and exploring. I suddenly found myself in a predicament. I was in a volcano... Well, the volcano began to erupt, and my silly self simply sat for the ride, until I got to the top at least. Then I just ran. I ran and ran until I reached the boats. My fellow tribe members ran and screamed and ran and screamed some more. Some couldn't escape the lava flames, while others made it to the boats and we took off. Some of our tribe tried to swim to our boats, but.... it was horrible... the sharks finished them off! The PTSD for my islander family is painful... and if you too want to suffer from the same PTSD, you too can play Pineapple On Pizza for the low, low price of FREE!